January 24th, 2012:
[driving down the road]
Caleb: "Is that the Senior Center you're going to when you get old?"
Me: "Excuse me?"
... Caleb: "Is that the Senior Center you're going to when you get old? The one we just passed."
Me: "You mean the nursing home?"
Caleb: "Yeah."
Me: "Why do I have to go to a nursing home--can't I move in with you and have you take care of me?"
Caleb: "Yeah, I guess, but you'll have to deal with my wife."
Me: "What! You're already planning to have a wife that's hard to deal with?"
Caleb: "Oh yeah, I don't want a wife that's easy going." LOL
January 24th, 2012:
[hearing a new song come on the radio]
Caleb: "Is this Michael Jackson?" [listening] "Yeah, this is Michael Jackson!"
Me: "Uh, no, it's Sheryl Crow."
Caleb: "Oh...well they're basically the same."
January 23rd, 2012::
Ryleigh: "You be quiet Daddy!"
Lewis: "No, I don't have to."
Ryleigh: "Oh yes you do!"
Lewis: "Lalalalala!"
Ryleigh: "That's it! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12--don't make me count to 8!"
January 22nd, 2012:
Caleb: "Let me show you some magic." [hands me a yellow bunny sponge] "See the sponge?"
Me: "Yep."
Caleb: [taking back the yellow bunny sponge and putting it in his black hat then putting his hand behind his back as he shows me inside the hat] "Look, the bunny is gone!"
Me: [pretending to be in awe] "Wow!"
[I then notice that he's squeezing his legs together] "What are you doing??" [turning him around, I see that he has hidden the yellow bunny sponge in his butt crack!!!] LOL
