January 17th, 2012:
[I was feeding Wyatt and his phone alarm went off, so I started dancing] "Well, there's our son's first milkshake."
January 12th, 2012:
Lewis: "Let's go into Victoria Secret." Me: "I stocked up on panties at Christmas, why do you want to go there?" Lewis: "To look at the models." (nice)
January 6th, 2012:
[talking to Wyatt as he hands him over to me to feed] "There's the Dairy Queen."
November 23rd, 2011:
[Conversation from yesterday when my voice sounded very much like the Crypt Keeper]
Lewis: "You sound like Demi Moore...talk to me Demi."
Me: "Um. No."
Lewis: "C'mon, I'll be your Ashton."
Me: "They broke up."
Lewis: "Then I'll be your Bruce."
Me: "They broke up a loooong time ago."
Lewis: "Well, who would you rather me be Ashton or Bruce."
Me: "Bruce."
Lewis: "Ah yes, I'll be your last boy scout. I'll be your sixth sense. I'll show you my fifth element. And I promise I'll die hard."
Me: "Yes, would you, please?"
October 27th, 2011:
"Honey, if you die can I start dating right away?"
October 27th, 2011 - Part Deux:
Lewis: "I'm kinda hungry." Me: "Well I brought cookies if you want some." Lewis: [looking at my boobs, which are lactating] "And I see you also brought the milk."
October 26th, 2011:
Lewis: "Ryleigh made a woven pot holder for you before." Me: "No, that was for her mother. Lewis: "Oh yeah, and maybe also my mom." Me: Why is it that you can't keep me and the other women in your life straight?? Lewis: "You all look a like."
October 18th, 2011:
"Can you hand me that vanilla folder?"
October 2nd, 2011:
"Honey, if you were a booger I'd definitely pick you."
